This song is genius.The lyrics…are absolutely brilliant. They speak directly to the soul of a woman and what she needs sometimes. I know I’m whipping it out and pissing in the wind as far as the feminist movement goes…but God damn it sometimes…women just need some fucking tenderness.
I love Alan to death. He’s making so many fucking amazing changes in his life. He quit smoking and applied (and got into!) college. He’s on a diet, he’s been making his own lunch everyday. I’m so proud of him. Jesus, the kid is gettin’ shit done.
But fuck man…sometimes…I need some God damned comfort. And none of this punch me on the arm and tickle me and laugh it off. Yeah, this is the cliche “I want you to fucking hold me” bullshit. And God damn it suddenly I’m finding out this isn’t bullshit I really want that! Whatever…I can’t help my feelings. I’d rather be honest people. Lady don’t give a fuuuuck.
So fucking shit man….Try a little God damned tenderness.







