This song is genius.The lyrics…are absolutely brilliant. They speak directly to the soul of a woman and what she needs sometimes. I know I’m whipping it out and pissing in the wind as far as the feminist movement goes…but God damn it sometimes…women just need some fucking tenderness.

I love Alan to death. He’s making so many fucking amazing changes in his life. He quit smoking and applied (and got into!) college. He’s on a diet, he’s been making his own lunch everyday. I’m so proud of him. Jesus, the kid is gettin’ shit done.

But fuck man…sometimes…I need some God damned comfort. And none of this punch me on the arm and tickle me and laugh it off. Yeah, this is the cliche “I want you to fucking hold me” bullshit. And God damn it suddenly I’m finding out this isn’t bullshit I really want that! Whatever…I can’t help my feelings. I’d rather be honest people. Lady don’t give a fuuuuck.

So fucking shit man….Try a little God damned tenderness.

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Throw pillows are the shizz (Taken with instagram)

Throw pillows are the shizz (Taken with instagram)

clementinevintagedarling asked: i knew i liked you! i run a hunter fan blog! (i have no shame)

I adore you. And your love of hot cheetos. I need to come visit you in Portland…and thrift the shit out of that town.

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studly stud.

studly stud.

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Shit is bananas.  (Taken with instagram)

Shit is bananas. (Taken with instagram)

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bonesludge:

quote of the motherfucking year

ugh…this.

bonesludge:

quote of the motherfucking year

ugh…this.

(Source: expl0re-expl0de-repeat)

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I see french onion soup in my future (Taken with instagram)

I see french onion soup in my future (Taken with instagram)

I dreamt about getting this shower curtain last night (Taken with instagram)

I dreamt about getting this shower curtain last night (Taken with instagram)

Made my first batch of chicken fried steak!!  (Taken with instagram)

Made my first batch of chicken fried steak!! (Taken with instagram)

fuckyeahgaycouples:

As a person, i think our president is a pretty cool dude. 

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Drinkin mmhhhmmmm (Taken with instagram)

Drinkin mmhhhmmmm (Taken with instagram)

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